Findings:
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- My paintings are all I have
- Sex in a small car
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- All cats have nine tails
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- To End All Wars
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I might have, once.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How can an atheist have morals?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How might a star taste?
- How to have lesbian sex
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How we have grown apart
- The not at all wittily titled end of 2002 London noder meet
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- We're all Borf in the End
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- The Latter End of all the Kin of the Giukings
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- all knots untie themselves in the end
- All I have left to lose
- How To End An Argument
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- how witches begin and end the day
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- The End of All Things to Come
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to "Have People"
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- All the fairies have gone
- You, standing
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you known?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- That is a thing that might have happened
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- We are all we have
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- The flame to end all flames
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
- Where have all the poets gone?
- To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
- The horror story to end all horror stories
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- And All That Could Have Been
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- How it all began
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- How the universe will end
- Plan All the Way to the End
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- Disconnection -- how it ends
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How did I end up here?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How the mighty have fallen
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What Might Have Been
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Sex with a chicken
- Long Haired Preachers
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