Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when ye hear the signs of God held in defiance and ridicule, ye are not to sit with them unless they turn to a different theme"

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• God Rest Ye CS Students
• Ye gods and little fishes
• When I said yes
• Gods Rest Ye Pagan Gentlemen
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• God Rest Ye Merry, Polyphemus
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• People don't flail when they die
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• May God judge them and bless them.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Why are homosexuals held to different standards of conduct than heterosexuals?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Eye contact at a distance
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• the moment when they take possession of you
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• only when you cannot hear
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• If they would only choose to hear it
• when still her eyes held water
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• They lead us without speaking. They invite us to walk with them on the irresistible path.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When you kill people they die
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• when they take my blood
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• They think I'm a god
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• when the gods are afraid
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• Church of God with signs following
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• Why I cry when I hear
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• we never hear them calling to us
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• they/them

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