Findings:
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- The goggles, they do nothing
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- B Battery
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Now you do what they told ya
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- What do you see when you look up?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- When you kill people they die
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- when they take my blood
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Ground rush
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- What do stars do? They shine.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Eye contact at a distance
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- the moment when they take possession of you
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- People don't flail when they die
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What to do when your brakes fail
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- My kisses, they do not fade
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- Horses: do they love us back?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- they carry but they do not understand
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- What to do when your car breaks down
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- They all lived happily ever after
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- What to do if you get in a car accident
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