Findings:
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Know your pets
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Capitalize, please
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Flaunting your sexuality
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- May those who are born after me
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- remember who you were before you came here
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Kids who walk in the middle of the road
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Judging women by their books
- Dead links in writeups
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Who were you, before?
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- People who carp about their jobs
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- before common era
- before Christian era
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Before the Rain
- The Island of the Day Before
- Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
- 'Twas the night before Christmas
- Before and After Science
- pearls before swine
- Before Thinking
- JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
- Cybersex before it was cool
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Close the door before you leave
- Just before you make that next move...
- Kneel before Zod!
- home before the leaves fall
- Chronology of communication before electricity
- best before date
- cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Vaguer than before. Slip.
- Ground rush
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Wei Chi, before completion
- Think before you speak
- Before Choice Disturbs
- I am but a moth before your flame
- Before Choice Disturbs Poem
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- the days before porn
- A buddha before history
- RFC 1882
- Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- It's All Been Done Before
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- why are we who we are?
- Before reality creeps in
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Washing your hands in the restroom
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- Before the Law
- Oops! I Sang This Before
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Running before the wind
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- The impending nickname shortage
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
- bros before hoes
- I Before E Except After C
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- Before you ask a question
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- If I should die before I wake
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
- Before Night Falls
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
- The Night Before
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Service Before Self
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- Before Time Was
- A Love Before Time
- before the mast
- naked before you
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Shake Before Using...
- We've heard it all before
- Just a word before tomorrow
- letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
- Sobering up before going to bed
- My life closed twice before its close
- The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
- color photography before color film
- Twas the night before eye surgery
- make before break
- A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- trembling before G-d
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Before the quiet dawn rose
- The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
- Beer Before Liquor
- Before you thought of spring
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Blessings before food
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- Before she started smoking
- Before You Were Punk
- The Fright Before Christmas
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- question the question before you contemplate the answer
- Check yourself before you wreck yourself
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- Drink Before the War
- It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
- Life before death
- Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
- The Land Before Time
- Long Gone Before Daylight
- Pride Goeth Before a Fall
- Photography and religion
- Driving before dawn
- The night before the carnival opens
- The Calm Before the Storm
- Before the Calm
- Before the Flood
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- A Hymn Before Battle
- Don't Leave Before the Miracle
- Eighteen seconds before sunrise
- Egypt before Nasser
- How we were, before we were
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