Findings:
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
- Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
- Find some plants for your honeybee homies
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
- some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
- Two lost souls trying to find each other
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- Find the Fish
- find
- i can't find it anywhere
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Find an out
- Find in a hallway
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- Find the way home
- I did not find love
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Dr Pepper imitations
- May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- If you want X, you know where to find it.
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- Find Many Cows
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Find the River
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- How to find your new best friend
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to find good nodes
- Half-sour pickle
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- I can't find the any key
- I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- Seek And You Shall Find
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
- How to find north
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- let love find you
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
- A Good Man is Hard to Find
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- union find
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
- London Finds its Champion
- How to find something which has been lost
- The words no one can find
- Find the Others
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I think it's time to find a way outside
- Robot Finds Kitten
- A metaphor for sex
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
- An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Finding Coke at Hopkins
- How to find a street address
- I cannot find the right words to tell her this
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
- C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
- They'll find their own lightning
- Find the Cost of Freedom
- We find ourselves in sex
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- find the widget, save the world
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- find a penny, pick it up
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Where did Archie find the time?
- SLA finds the beach
- To find one's place
- Find the Lady
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- Things to do with hair you find in your drain
- Find someone who...
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- A Hard Man is Good to Find
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- And there find God in everyone
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
- you're never anywhere i find you
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- wake up and find her still there
- Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
- we find ourselves among the cities and roads again
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- I thought I might find you here
- The Street finds its own uses for things
- Find your creativity
- For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
- The kids find joy in hearts that are black and blue.
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- Find a seashell in the shape of a girl
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
- You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
- we couldn't find the address
- you still won't find what you're looking for
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
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