Findings:
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Someday, I will be strong
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You will be assimilated
- What life after death will really be like
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Who Will Be There
- The revolution will not be televised
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Everything will be alright
- I will be your young sinner
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- There will never be another you
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- the world will be remade in our image
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I will always be weird inside
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I just want to be friends
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- The next life will be better
- I will be in my trailer!
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Carl Everett
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Too good to be true
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- node that will be my legacy
- The television will not be revolutionized
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Will I cease to be
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I fear I will be nothing
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- how to be a friend
- Can we still be friends?
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Trying to be friends
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Darkness Be My Friend
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- I will always be in the details
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- If it be your will
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- There will be no more stories to read
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- There Will Be Blood
- I said to my soul, be cool.
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- You're too young to be so old
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- They will not be named!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- there will be a last
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- I want to be sexy too!
- Let's just be friends
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Boys will be boys
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- There will be time
- You're too good to be human
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Will I be given that chance?
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- The end will be a sellout
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- The revolution will not be webcast
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Marks which will never be broken
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Publish and be damned!
- The Revolution will be televised
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- all the cute guys will be there
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Trying desperately to be cool
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Cool To Be You
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Even the dead will not be safe
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