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• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• They Might Be Giants
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• some summers they drop like flies
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They Know Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They inspire me
• Things never were what they used to be
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Just to see what it would be like
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• And they all just stood and stared
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They love me in San Francisco
• They grow up. No one told me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• They had been expecting me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• They just kind of went away
• It was better before they came
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• Look siad me Be like me
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I like my breasts the way they are
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They want me for a focus group!
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They don't touch me the same way
• They are telling me it is time to go
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• And They Believed Me!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They will not be named!
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Now you do what they told ya
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• play dumb
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Automobile tire pressure
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Rape committed by women
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They hum like angels
• Be a model or just look like one
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They moved like a river
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They Flee From Me
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They asked me to write a letter
• I know they are watching me
• They Don't Want Me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone

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