Findings:
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There's no better mirror than a child
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- down in the quarry there is no noise
- There was an old lady
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- Down By The Bay
- There is no happy ending
- Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
- There is no right answer
- There is no strategy in StarCraft
- There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- little old ladies
- The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
- How to lay the smack down
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- "Make your bed" the old lady said
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- There's no substitute for cubic inches
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- There is no such thing as a free lunch
- No shit, there I was
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- By Force Alone
- There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
- Rolling Down to Old Maui
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Little Old Chinese Ladies
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- There is no god but God
- Being There
- A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
- there's no accounting for taste
- There is no camel in this scene
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- There Is No Natural Religion
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- There are no stars any more
- There are no atheists in the foxholes
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Down By Law
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- not as good as being there
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- Down By the River
- Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- There is a house by the sea
- Down There
- What story down there awaits its end?
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
- Old Lady
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- Accidental death odds
- There is a panther stalks me down
- Down by The Cherry Tree
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- There is no windchill at absolute zero
- There is no spoon
- Do or do not, there is no try
- No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Like there's no tomorrow
- There is no "One", either
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- There is no friend anywhere
- To Waken an Old Lady
- There is no suck, only blow
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- There are no transitional fossils
- there is no existing mythology
- There is no enemy anywhere
- There's no there there
- There's no such thing as normal
- There is no such thing as emotional healing
- There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
- No matter where you go, there you are
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- There is no 'I' in 'team'
- The old lady with the cats
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
- The Wild Colonials
- Fossils were put there by God
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- Down by Law (user)
- There By the Grace of God
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
- Down by the Salley Gardens
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
- Why I like my old car that always breaks down
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- My fragmentation lets the rot run deep, old sectors of the system are quietly shutting down, unattended, unseen, unwanted
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- Works on contingency? No, money down!
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Old lady Henry
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- helping old ladies cross the street
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Mean Old Lady (user)
- Little old lady with a broom
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- Never underestimate Old Ladies
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I recommend driving like an Old Lady
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
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