Findings:
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- I've been smoking ever since
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- I've been a woman for too long
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Why I've never been ice skating
- It's been so long since I've known this feeling
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- the hottest it has ever been
- I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- I've been working on my homework
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- I've been shot!
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Before you ask a question
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- I've Never Been to Me
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- I've been on the net (user)
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Ask a stupid question
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I've been expecting you
- I've been duped by Satan!
- I've Been Tired
- I've been living my life half asleep
- I've been dead a long time
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I’ve been completed
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- I've been trying to count the stars
- Since I've Been Loving You
- I've always been a bit of a joker
- The question nobody asks
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- I've been waiting forever
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- i've been changed, and i am starving
- I've been searching
- I've been here for 5 hours
- The bravest man I've ever known
- I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- I've been crowned the king of it
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- I've frequently not been on boats
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- bid/ask spread
- an ache you would ask for
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- I asked her not to forget me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
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