Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the performances which have only genius, wit, and taste to recommend them"

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Words that only have one context
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have bad taste in music
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• my magic is not the kind you find in books. it is the kind which bubbles and overflows. it is an acquired taste.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Let them have Festivas
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Real Genius
• Teenage genius computer hacker myth
• Genius has its own etiquette
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
• Anagram Genius
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• 2000 MacArthur genius grants
• Mason Williams
• The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius
• Sad Genius (user)
• Mac Genius
• Genius Bar
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• evil genius (user)
• Cocoa Genius (user)
• Girl Genius: The Works
• genius (user)
• Inspired genius
• The unexamined genius of schoolyard rhymes
• The unexamined genius of schoolyard mimes
• Diary Of A Genius
• evil genius man (user)
• Real Men of Genius
• Genius and Madness in an Apparently Absurd Society
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• nobody loves a genius child
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Genius in the making (user)
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Genius Loci
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Despising Genius
• All Men of Genius
• How stable is your genius? (e2poll)
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• Have you found Jesus?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated

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