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• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• here's to waking up stronger
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• she had already found her party
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Here's To Shutting Up
• How did I end up here?
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I've had you here before
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Pattern recognition
• Up To Here
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Enough with the high heels already
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• wazoo (user)
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• The terrorists have already won
• How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
• Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• So young and already God is fading
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Taxed Enough Already
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• indifference already
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• you already have what it takes
• and we're already on our way
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• elsewhere
• We can dream of elsewhere
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• The Importance of Elsewhere
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy

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