Findings:
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- People who use Windows
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Know your pets
- Capitalize, please
- People who carp about their jobs
- Using a command line
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Dead links in writeups
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- The People Who Used to Live There
- I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands I used to hold
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- people who don't exist
- Two people who are not touching
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- People without dirty hands are wrong.
- Make people use alternative operating systems
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- play dumb
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- cat haters
- Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Type A blood
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- people who wear camo
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
- Their hands prying at your heart
- Things people put up their butts
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- People who love FTP
- Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Judging women by their books
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Meat By-Products and their Uses
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- who vs. whom
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- Taking things at surface value
- How to give customers change
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- How to use a hand dryer
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The bored who complain
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Why more people should use the color brown
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Why people who jog live longer
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- My hands have lost their memory
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- People who died laughing
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- People who are not anarchists
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- The other people who hate war
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- People who don't read
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Washing your hands in the restroom
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Lothar and the Hand People
- why are we who we are?
- Laying On Hands
- tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
- Hands off, I'm special
- by hand
- Hand it to
- left hand
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- at hand
- Dead Hand Writing
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- I would love to hold your hand.
- Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
- Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
- Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
- Washing hands in public bathrooms
- The Black Hand
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Israel Hands
- shake hands
- Items On Hand
- Bingo Hand Job
- I once clutched death in my hands
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