Findings:

• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Money can't buy happiness
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Money can buy happiness
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Poor but honest
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Violins can't help it
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• The mindset of being alone but not lonely
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Being a dickhead
• Can't tell if being trolled
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• Things which money cannot buy
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• The Girl Can't Help It
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to save money and help the earth too
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Our Poor Town
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• All things being equal
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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