Findings:

• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You, standing
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I have never
• I never really thought about it
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• based on events that may have happened
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• What is it like to have a soul?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Two virgins about to have sex
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Advice I have been given about girls
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• institutions have lives of their own
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I have never felt more alive
• Something I Can Never Have
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• AES may have been broken
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• May I Have This Dance?
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• you have never been safe
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about artificial intelligence controlling the government have already occurred to Others
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Kirby G6
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have more stories about trains for you
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Using a command line
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Something that may have changed my life...
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I would like to have emotions
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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