Findings:

• Sucking at The Sims
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Eye contact at a distance
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• When the eye of day is shut
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• To Here Knows When
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I know when the world will end
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You know you're a geek when...
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I know more when I'm alone
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• know
• Know where your towel is
• In the know
• You Don't Know Jack
• I don't know
• I know what you did last summer
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• In your heart you know it's flat
• To let him know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• God only knows
• His hips know the original dance
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Node what you know
• Node what you don't know
• I still know what you did last summer
• Do you know me?
• It's Like, You Know...
• As you know, Bob
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• you don't want to know
• Getting to know you nodes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You Know What Happens
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• know it all
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• No one knows my plan
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Now you know
• Words for a Sister I Know
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• know your audience
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Know me better, and love me better
• God Knows
• Things you should know about King James
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• you know you've been caught
• This is UNIX! I know this!
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• Act like you know
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• Do you know what pain is?
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Statistics every writer should know
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• I Know
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• Know Your Client Form
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Things guys think girls should know
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't know what else to do
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• you'll know
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• To Know
• I know they are watching me
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Know Thy Televangelists
• you know it's poetry
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Know your Enemy
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• He Knows Not Their Names
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• I know I have been dreaming
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• They don't know what they're missing
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I don't know what to do with you
• Using headphones as a microphone
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• those in the know
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Things everyone should know about cars
• It's the End of the Node as We Know It
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Will I ever know?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• to let her know
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• you wouldn't know it
• Write what you know
• The Truth the Dead Know
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• I know, let's give shit away
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...

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