Findings:
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Know the mute by finding their storyteller
- Salisbury Cathedral from Bishop's Grounds
- Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
- You know you've been away from home too long
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Monsters, Aliens, and Holes in the Ground
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Where pot holes REALLY come from
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- To know a hawk from a handsaw
- Songs From the Black Hole
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- He Knows Not Their Names
- She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- The actors hardly know their lines
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- And I don't even know their names
- ASS HOLE (user)
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- hoss ass hole (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The "ass" jellybean
- wiping ass
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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