Findings:
- Half-sour pickle
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If you would be so kind
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- The Man Who Would Be King
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- Mind without body
- I never thought it would be like this
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- it would be hilarious if only
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- eternity would be boring
- That I Would Be Good
- So you want to be a DJ?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- So mote it be
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- I can't find the any key
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The man who refused to be King
- Life without music would be a mistake
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The best kind of bartender
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- So you want to be a star?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- A whimper would be fine
- So you want to be a waitress
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- So you want to be evil
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- so be it
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- play dumb
- Where would America be without Canada?
- That would be me
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- So you wanna be a hacker
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- You're too young to be so old
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- What it's like to be in love
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Who Will Be There
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Just to see what it would be like
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- On the comet there will be much pie
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- You could be so delicious
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