Findings:
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- It was just a crush
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- War is only fun on screen
- I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
- I was only following orders
- That's Just How He Was
- a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- The art gallery was quiet as a church
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Dumb laws
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- I was only starting to grow
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- He Was Only Joking
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- Vancouver, Washington
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- The world was designed for giant squid
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was looking for you
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- I was promised flying cars
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- the seven hills of Rome
- That was a joke, son.
- The Walrus was Paul
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- I was going to marry Marty
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Concrete, Washington
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- There was a rose that faded young
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- We've Only Just Begun
- Once and only once is not just for code
- Kilroy was here
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- It was a dark and stormy night
- When I was your age
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- was
- It was you, Atthis
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- God was created in man's image
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- The day I realized what being alive was
- I was searching glass
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was into them after they were hip
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- There was a young lady of Riga
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- What was the question?
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- Descartes was wrong
- wa
- No shit, there I was
- Was (Not Was)
- Music was better in the old days
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- 'T was
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Man was created in God's image
- Church of God with signs following
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It was not a dream
- It was all God's fault
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- There was once a Man
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