Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please stop annoying me
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- listen()
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- please let me in (user)
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Give me a moment, please
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Please, Call me Honky
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- let me speak please (user)
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Someone please kill me
- Please help me!
- Please Kill Me
- Please Please Me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- please forgive me (user)
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me of the nature of love
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Though you can tell me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- list of things
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Tell him, she told me
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- tell me the truth
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Tell me about your faith
- Tell me a story about elephants
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me a story about clouds
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Tell me a story about brains
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- words hiss into me
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- things you can't turn into poetry
- This is my truth tell me yours
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- Tell me a story about rains
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Don't tell me everything
- Tell Me What
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Turn not towards me
- Turn me on, Dead Man
- Tell me something good
- O tell me the truth about love
- Tell me a story
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Tell me more
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- tell me all your reasons
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Don't tell me about her
- Experience tells me not to try
- Tell Me What You Think
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- You tell me this is God?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- The smoke turned into rain
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Watermelon hookah
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Turn anything into a sound file
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- the night absolutely into me
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- Tell me a story about trains
- My first comet
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me about your secret places
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Why tell me that?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Run and turn into butter
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Tell me another lie
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- Tell me what to dream
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about flowers
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