Findings:
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to kill you
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Gravity really gets me down
- Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm Going Crazy
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- University students can be really stupid
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Let's Get Killed
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- It couldn't be us
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Get your juices going
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Is she really going out with him?
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- play dumb
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- How naked are we going to get?
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- It's going to be fine
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- How it's Going to Be
- Let us be our own pornographers
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- everything is going to be alright
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- What life after death will really be like
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