Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- feeling like a failure by meeting goals
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Saved by the Bell
- clue by four
- Chased by bears
- The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
- by
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- North by Northwest
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- People referred to by three initials
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- design by contract
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- Justification by faith
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- Two nations divided by a common language
- irony poisoning
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- Noises made by cats in different languages
- Noises made by cows in different languages
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- Words to live by
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- trial by ordeal
- Learning by doing
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- virgin by choice
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- paid by the word
- Leadership by Example
- Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- "A Story," by Everythingians
- David Merrick
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- Judging women by their books
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
- Discrimination by attractiveness
- four by twelve
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Of Recognition by Sight
- By day I praised you
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
- Struck by lightning
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- The skeleton by my closet
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- The Trial by Existence
- Murder By Experts
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
- Once By The Pacific
- Touched by An Angel
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Owned by cat
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- case by case
- Zero divided by zero
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Sorrow of Parting
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- As Time Goes By
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Bird by Bird
- Paint by Numbers
- Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
If you Log in you could create a "humiliated by the failure of his irony" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.