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• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The Man Who Sold the World
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Jimmy Eat World
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The world wants deception
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Who shall we eat?
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Soup that eats like a meal
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• want me like time
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who wants a down vote
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• What the world wants to know about newts
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Chester, who drives a hearse
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• i just want to know who i am
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• The Boy Who Destroyed the World
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Who wants some schlock
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• we eat all together like a family
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Half-sour pickle
• If the real world were like the internet
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Party like it's the end of the world
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Drive Like Jehu
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• Want to drive a hammer through my skull. Otherwise, things are good.
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Much like what music wants to be
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Who wants trident?
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I want to see the world
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
• Mad World
• Male sex drive and the end of the world

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