Findings:
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Why don't I have votes today?
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Being a dickhead
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- So you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You don't have any real problems
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't have the time
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You don't have to remember my name
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Stoned music memories
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- you don't have to do this
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a television set
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Never trust anyone over 30
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A word from anyone's alien
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Racquetball, anyone?
- To anyone contemplating suicide
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Is anyone out there?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- indulgence, anyone?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- don't care
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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