Findings:
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- good reasons to hate someone
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Did not arrive (no reason)
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- Dick Green
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- All you ever did was let it happen
- The Night We Never Met
- A house of laughing for no reason
- You've never had it so good
- Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Never Ever
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- What I never did is done
- Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- No rhyme or reason
- Your boss can fire you for no reason
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- No one actually cares.
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- I see you've met my ex-girlfriend
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- hate has no home here
- You are no longer someone's first
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- There's no reason to leave this poem alone
- no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
- Reasons I hate Mike
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- Good reasons to miss someone
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- love is an attachment that knows no reason
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- did you ever wonder (user)
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- No government can ever give you freedom
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The train never did come that day
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Reasons why I hate pornography
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I've Never met a nice South African
- The one my father never met
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Never wanted to injure someone that much
- Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
- ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- love like you've never been hurt
- It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- E2 guide to music you've never heard of
- The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- No good reason whatsoever
- You've never explored
- Another reason to hate cats
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- No Good Reason
- There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- apparent
- apparent goods
- Apparent magnitude
- The Butler Did it, Again
- What did you do for your mother today?
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- answer: where did the other square go?
- A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
- Where did you get that hat?
- My first comet
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
- Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Did Chuang Tzu dream
- So how did you two meet?
- what we did last night
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- Let's not, and say we did
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- Using headphones as a microphone
- if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
- What did Jesus look like?
- I almost did it
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- More hips!
- He did very little harm
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
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