Findings:

• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• better than the best
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Loving Through Chemistry
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• better than Radiohead
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Want to drive a hammer through my skull. Otherwise, things are good.
• Through Death to Love
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Better him than me
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Home surgery
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Things that are better than sex
• A determination to do better than
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• hotter than a fur coat in Death Valley
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Break on Through: The Life and Death of Jim Morrison
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Better Than Bouillon
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• better than half my insides
• better than a living will
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Some Days are Better than Others
• all other times are better than 6 am
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• better than 2 (user)
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• You aren't better than human
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• life through death
• leave it better than you found it
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• death drive
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• The force that through the green fuse drives the flower
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Rebeca Martinez
• life is very strong. life is stronger than death.
• What can be better than that?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Better Than Chocolate
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• six steps to better software
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• You had better...!!!
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• 2024 Virginia Republican Primary
• The next life will be better
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)

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