Findings:
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- They have taken enough
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- You stole what they would have given you
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- They could have saved Kevin
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- They have no bones.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- People want what they cannot have
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- They must have faces
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- few have known and fewer have shown
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- They Have a Word for It
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- They didn't have the heart
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- They have bears in Italy
- He's been places they have not.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Have I Got News for You
- I have seen the elephant
- it's good to have a moose
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have a buck
- Sex with a chicken
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why males have nipples
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Haves and Have-Nots
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have this delusion
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- I have a friend
- Let's all have an orgy!
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I have lots of gay friends
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- When I have female children
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Here We Have Idaho
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Lord, have mercy
- I don't have a television set
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Animals people have sex with
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Questions I have had today
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Live Era '87-'93
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Let them have Festivas
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- You can't have everything
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- We're trying to have a baby
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- I have a tricorn hat
- How the mighty have fallen
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- It's better to have loved and lost
- You have no socially redeeming value
- I must have three heads
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- you can't have it both ways
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