ascorbic

user since
Tue Mar 6 2001 at 13:34:15 (7.5 years ago )
last seen
Wed Sep 3 2008 at 19:18:27 (3.3 days ago )
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5 (Monk) / 6601
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443
mission drive within everything
Procrastination.
specialties
Pie. Politics. Programming.
school/company
For power. For money. For understanding.
motto
"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" - Keynes
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pea soup

phony says what the hell is your problem with the genious that is russel brand, "bad boy" is a term given him by the media, he is called a comedian as he is as funny as fuck, he's gone on tour and everything, i dont understand why dont find him funny. Oh wait! yes i do, you are jealous of him cause he's be laid a number of time and you aint. i know that as you describe one of your specialties as "programing". Oh sorry, i forgot, "he talks like a Soho drag queen" had mutch experiance of drag queens? FUCK YOU FAGGOT here's another point "Has a "hilarious" Flash-based website with his face all over it animated in a Terry Gilliam style. Funny in the 70s, you cunt. I bet your web designers are based in Hoxton in a converted industrial unit that isn't actually converted but just has fake old bricks added and they all ride skateboards to work and have "ironic" MySpace profiles "just for the bands"." well, im sure thats a manor witch conserns him. it might piss you the fuck off, but, why put your worthless opinions on the internet, if your aloud to contribure to the internet, why shouldent he be? "Claims sex addiction" i hear you try. "Has a blog that's written by someone else" yes, one of his best friends and co-writers on many of his projects. If youre so fucking intersted in not getting his jokes, dont do it on the internet.
"The cigarette belongs with Champagne, games of chance and love, frivolity, sin, the poetry of pleasure...its aromatic, fleeting haze, vanishing in delicate rings and cloudlets, is the perfume of the boudoir" - Paul von Schönthan

“I must warn the reader that this should be read with care, for I do not have the skill to make myself clear to those who do not wish to concentrate their attention

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I have somehow ended up as an admin here. I spend a lot of time in the chatterbox, and am more than happy to answer your questions there or via private message. I spend most of my time breaking e2. If you have any bug reports, or even suggestions about how to make the site better, then do send me a message. I am happy to read your writeups before you post them, and offer constructive advice. I may have deleted your writeup: I have to do that a lot. If so, I will have sent you a message briefly outlining my reasons. However, I am more than happy to answer further questions if you're unsure of why it was removed. Just send me a message: there's a box where you can type it just up there ↑. Some other things I do here are maintaining the chatterbox archive, which lets you see old conversations. I also maintain the Mattbox: Mac OS X chatterbox client. You'll find both on my site: ascorbic.net.

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