Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- You're too young to be so old
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I'm not drinking any more
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Much like what music wants to be
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- How to be a more productive writer
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Silence is more wounding than any word
- There need to be more powers
- A whimper would be fine
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If you would be seated
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- I never thought it would be like this
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- That would be me
- I want to be sexy too!
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too good to be human
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- There will be no more stories to read
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- We used to be more in sync
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- That Would Be Enough
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- eternity would be boring
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- Where would America be without Canada?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- That I Would Be Good
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Mind without body
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Just to see what it would be like
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- On the comet there will be much pie
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- it would be hilarious if only
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
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