Findings:

• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• You're like a brother to me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• eyed me like a female mantis
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Do you like me?
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• unfinished (like me)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Dead Like Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• want me like time
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Black Like Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A Doll Like Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Walk Like Me
• Creeps Like Me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Look siad me Be like me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Republican Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• There are a million girls like me out there
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Bleed Like Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Women only like me for my mind
• like you love me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• treat me like a woman
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Broken like me
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• treat me like your sex doll
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• My Company Likes Me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• jerk off
• Circle Jerks
• Jerk of a rapper
• Jamaican Jerk Marinade
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
• The nails needles and screws within me
• Railroad Jerk
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• Turkey Soup for Jerks
• hypnic jerk
• Knee jerk
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• jerks (user)
• Tastes like chicken
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Like there's no tomorrow
• I like monkeys
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Would you like fries with that?
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• like ships in the night
• insulting people you like
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• like this
• Like a Dream
• Like a Dream (2)
• My heart is like the sun
• As You Like It
• Why I like New Mexico
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I like cheese
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Urinating like a woman
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Blue smells like fresh
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• curved penis
• The boss ain't gonna like this

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