Findings:

• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• It's as close as I'll ever give to genuine
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Tell me a story about drains
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me a story about trains
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about your faith
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Tell me about my contradictions
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me a story about rains
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• Well I'll tell ya
• I'll Tell You a Story
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about your secret places
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Tell me a story about flowers
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• O tell me the truth about love
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about cranes
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about plains
• Being a dickhead
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Tell me a story about mains
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• I'll tell you something
• I'll tell you why you want Democracy
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• out and about
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything

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