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He who seeks equity must do equity.
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
Times when you MUST have a smoke
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
Type A blood
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
Wisest is he who knows he does not know
It was one of the worst things I have ever done
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
We know we have fallen because we know who we are
I have asked my library to ban a book
I guess that I am the one who has changed
A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
you have an obligation to those who are gone
For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
Actors who have played Hitler
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
Using a command line
Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
I must have called a thousand times
there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
I have no money and I must pay
A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave
How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
If You Have to Ask
Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
He who wants to fight will find a club
if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
A letter to those who have impressed me
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
They must have faces
I must have three heads
It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
I must have waited all my life for this
So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
He asks, anxious to hear the story
Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
war trophies for people who have never been to war
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
Lefties who have no sense of humour
nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
all living things must above all else have hope
He's been places they have not.
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
We will have windchimes. That is a must.
He Who Is Death
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
I married him because he was not mean
You have the right to ask
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He Was a Crook
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
One who doesn't ask, eats wax
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
It was 1992. He smiled.
He who pays the piper calls the tune
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
All he left her was alone
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
if music was a woman you would have a mistress
I have no browser and I must node!
I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
The five people you must have in your life at all times
Professors who have contempt for their students
A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
It Must Have Been the Roses
The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
My crush asked if he could kiss me
I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
It must have fixed itself!
If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
It must have rained or something
Must never have dated my friend Emily
American politicians who have studied abroad
Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
Who needs love when you can have death?
To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
I have been alone while I was with many girls
People who think they have to double-click everything
two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
Ghosts must have done it!
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
he would have cried
Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
he would have laughed
all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
He asked for more flesh
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
I have no output and I must scream
i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
Articles every Everything must have
do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
We have met the enemy and he is us
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
More than he was willing to give
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
He who smelt it, dealt it
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
At least he was gentle
He who controls the past controls the future
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
he who (user)
I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
Know your pets

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