Findings:

• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• for now this is the best that can be done
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• University students can be really stupid
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• TV can be a good thing
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Be all that you can be
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Short can be good! (document)
• we can all just be around other people
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Can we still be friends?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• murder can be fun
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• you had to be there
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• It can be cold in the dark
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• We Can Be Together
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Much like what music wants to be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• Any song can be a love song
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Children can be cruel
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Exes can be good things
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• There can be only one
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• This poem can be put off no longer
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Why procrastination can be productive
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• What can be better than that?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• We can be heroes
• No one can be in two places at once
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• What a kiss can be
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• No one can be totally logical
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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