Findings:
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Where you can't find me
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- She kills me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- kill me (user)
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- It kills me to watch them go
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- Can't change me
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Someone please kill me
- You can't kill the hate machine with hate. That is its fuel.
- Please Kill Me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- That which does not kill me...
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- kill me now (user)
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Can't you hear me knocking
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I Know Who Killed Me
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- You mean the me that you would be
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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