Findings:
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't believe in anything
- It don't mean anything moves
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- What pornos would have us believe
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- you don't have to do this
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Human beings will believe anything
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- Baptist jokes
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Stoned music memories
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- Capitalize, please
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't Believe the truth
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I have a punklin and you don't
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- So you don't have to
- I don't believe in falling in love
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Saying what you don't mean
- I Don't Believe in Love
- You'll never win anything with kids
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't leave
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't Leave Before the Miracle
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Why don't I have votes today?
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't have the time
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- You don't believe in evolution?
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I believe you have my stapler
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I don't believe in Forever
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- I don't believe the things you are saying are true
- I don't have a television set
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't believe in ghosts
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I Don't Believe in the Sun
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If you don't like it, leave
- You don't have to remember my name
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Don't leave me alone
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- A reason to drink
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You don't have any real problems
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
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