Findings:
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- It can't rain all the time
- The First Time I Saw a Person Die
- Wake up... Time to die!
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Why more people should use the color brown
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Time to die
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Why can't I die?
- Why people die on the toilet
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- It's Time for Me to Die
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- 300% of something is NOT three times more!
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Dead men can't die
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- One More Time
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- call me garbage one more time
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- people die every day
- People die
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Crystal Meth and the retail market
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Old people die
- When you kill people they die
- Where people go when people die
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- People don't flail when they die
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- The time you live in is the time you die in
- Ground rush
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- how many more must die?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
- Technological advances take up more of our time
- Baby One More Time
- Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Two times more -- or twice as much?
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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