Findings:
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- When he became an old man
- Falling out of love with friends
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- I married him because he was not mean
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- I don't believe in falling in love
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- this girl I was in love with
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- A poem for when I loved him
- My skin felt like I was falling
- Falling in love with fictional characters
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- That's Just How He Was
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Falling in love with strangers
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Love is stored in the memories of what once was
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I'm falling in love with you
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- falling in love with the wolfboy
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- more light for falling in love
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
- He Was Only Joking
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Falling in love with your best friend
- I love it when a plan comes together
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- My way of showing love was consumption
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- Falling in love with an inanimate object
- Love is a Falling Star
- Falling in Love Again
- Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
- Falling in love
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- falling in love in a dream
- I was a chess piece
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- At least he was gentle
- More than he was willing to give
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Repetition of Love and the Art of Playing Chess
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- He Was a Crook
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- All he left her was alone
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- He loved Big Brother.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He was found
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- some say he was never here at all
- he was a punk poet himself
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- I Love It When It Rains At Night
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He not busy being born is busy dying
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