Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This one's for you, you fucking city slickers. How did I know two people who didn't know this?"

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• No One Knows Who I Am
• One who knows does not speak
• Who Knows One?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• how did i know this?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Know How, Can Do
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• To those who know who they are
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• How do you know it's real?
• We did not know it was a war
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• Helping people cheat
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• Who can know it?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• to know one's onions
• How do you know that name?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• I didn't know what to say
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Love, it's who you know.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I don't know how to smile
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• let me know who you are now.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• a woman who knows nothing
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• How to Know God
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Using headphones as a microphone
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• I know what you did in Texas
• How we know what we know
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• No one knows my plan
• I Didn't Know
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• she does not know how much I need this
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I didn't want to know that
• How do I know if I love you?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• who knows (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• never know who told it best
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• The city knows I'm leaving
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• I know what you did last summer
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• and your shadow knows how to cry
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• How I know I love you
• I still know what you did last summer
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• How to know if something is worth doing
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• So how did you two meet?
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I know how many there are.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• Did you know facts
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• Didn't you know?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• You Know Who (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• It's my fucking job to know
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix

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