Findings:

• Where's the kaboom?
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• It's not supposed to be anything
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• Soon to be off the air
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him

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