Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They can't help it that they are incredible idiots who are a drain on national resources"

• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• play dumb
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Who are "they" anyway?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They who monitor the Internet
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• To those who know who they are
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Redundancy in DNA
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• cat haters
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• They don't know what they're missing
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They Know Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• They always jump off the east side
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• They asked me to write a letter
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Live Era '87-'93
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They hum like angels
• And They Believed Me!
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• They danced with fire claws
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• They Flee From Me
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• The owls are not what they seem
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• They just kind of went away
• Prilosec
• Things you give people that they keep
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They think I'm a god
• The Things They Carried
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• Now you do what they told ya
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Ground rush
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They don't understand my tea
• They mass produce plastic women
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• The Harder They Come
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They want me for a focus group!
• They're drugs, they change you
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Chipirones en su tinta
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• People want what they cannot have
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• that lump they call your brain
• They had been expecting me
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They said no
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• they
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They killed our Lord
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• They all lived happily ever after
• They Live
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• But what are they really thinking?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I was into them after they were hip
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The Girl Can't Help It
• First They Came
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Things they should teach in school
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They moved like a river
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I know they are watching me
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Of course, they were wrong
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Automobile tire pressure
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They must have faces
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.

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