Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- making certain he was touching her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- November 4, 1995
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he was a punk poet himself
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- More than he was willing to give
- At least he was gentle
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I married him because he was not mean
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- That's Just How He Was
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He Was a Crook
- It was all I could do not to cry
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- All he left her was alone
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
- some say he was never here at all
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- He was found
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- He Was Only Joking
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- This was the way bodies were meant to behave
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- It was the least I could do
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- It was the right thing to do.
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
- This node was made for you and me
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I was a homeless bum
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- I was raised by the French government
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- We did not know it was a war
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- What was stolen by someone else
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
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