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• What engineering textbooks should be like
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Hot pursuit
• Just to see what it would be like
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Children should be seen and not heard
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Much like what music wants to be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Laundry should be free
• Food should not be luminous
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Automobile tire pressure
• No place I'd rather be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Look siad me Be like me
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Work hard. Be strong.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• How Should A Person Be?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• What it's like to be in love
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• rather be in Philadelphia
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I should be able to remember your face
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Work hard and be nice
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• It should not be this complicated
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• titles should be approached laterally
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Farmers' Market
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• What life after death will really be like
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I should be running in the sunshine
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Things every child should be taught
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• stupidity should be painful
• Should high school be mandatory?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What it's like to be skinny
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• AI should be our top priority.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Be different, just like everyone else
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Be a model or just look like one
• why you should never be a referee
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• You Should Be Sober
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Chalant should be a word!
• What is and what should never be
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Why should we be moral?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Funerals should be a celebration

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