Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The kinda girl who'd like to install a video camera in her SO's forehead and keep it on at all times"

• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• The greatest limerick of all time
• All that’s left of her is black print
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• we eat all together like a family
• And in time all this will pass
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Time Destroys All Things
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• It's like you don't carrot all
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• The Girl that Time Forgot
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• video camera
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Long Haired Preachers
• This happens all the time
• All crash-test videos are staged
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
• All bouquets wilt in time
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• We drink plants all the time
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• American girls are all so easy
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Video Girl Ai
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• The Girl with the Sun in her Head
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• All will be well again in time
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• The Observer 100 Greatest Novels of All Time
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• All the time Nina (user)
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All The Wasted Time
• We Can all Die Like This
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• The Girl with All the Gifts
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• forehead install
• Four college coeds, a road trip and a video camera
• Digital video camera
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Throws like a girl
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Helping people cheat
• The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• why girls like assholes
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• not like the other girls
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• I see you online, all the time
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• My girl is all right
• American Psycho 2: All American Girl
• Protect yourselves at all times
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All Girls (user)
• All Girl Summer Fun Band
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• All he left her was alone
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• all the crooked secrets we keep in the cupboard
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• All poets like to kick
• Where are all the time travelers?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• All her stiletto syllables
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar

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