Findings:
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Capitalize, please
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Rape committed by women
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Know your pets
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- They don't touch me the same way
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- telling people what they don't need to know
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- People want what they cannot have
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Brainy people make the best friends
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- People don't flail when they die
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Live Era '87-'93
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
- They don't know what they're missing
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Along Comes Mary
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
- Just as well I came along
- They don't understand my tea
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- If they come for us
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why programmers don't comment their code
- The friends we made along the way
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- A reason to drink
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- They only come out at night
- Dont come near me. (user)
- painting stars that have come to be
- Best way to a man's heart
- come name their bone dance
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Baptist jokes
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- Dont come near me (user)
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- That phone call you don't want to make
- I don't have a television set
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I don't feel the same way about you
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Two wrongs don't make right
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- The lads in their hundreds to Ludlow come in for the fair
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- The echoes as they come
- painting stars that have not come to be
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- A Grand Don't Come for Free
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I just don't know when to quit.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Amateurs make the best techno
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I don't believe in people
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