Findings:
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I was into them after they were hip
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was alone for too long
- She was too beautiful to be human
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- We were strangers for way too long
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- every secret thing was made by some one
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- All you ever did was let it happen
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- What was stolen by someone else
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- I was raised by the French government
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- If God was willing to let it be
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
If you Log in you could create a "The gale from the West had now spent its force, and the wind got into the South again, which frightened me lest I should be taken back to the terrible whirlpool of Charybdis. This indeed was what actually happened, for I was borne along by the waves all night, and by sunrise had reacfied the rock of Scylla, and the whirlpool. She was then sucking down the salt sea water, but I was carried aloft toward the fig tree, which I caught hold of and clung on to like a bat. I could not plant my feet anywhere so as to stand securely, for the roots were a long way off and the boughs that overshadowed the whole pool were too high, too vast, and too far apart for me to reach them; so I hung patiently on, waiting till the pool should discharge my mast and raft again- and a very long while it seemed. A juryman is not more glad to get home to supper, after having been long detained in court by troublesome cases, than I was to see my raft beginning to work its way out of the whirlpool again. At last I let go with my hands and feet, and fell heavily into the sea, bard by my raft on to which I then got, and began to row with my hands. As for Scylla, the father of gods and men would not let her get further sight of me- otherwise I should have certainly been lost." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.