Findings:
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Getting what you want from tech support
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- There are no male cows, moron
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
- Excerpt from the diary of a teenage sociopath
- No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- J.S. Bach - Gavotte En Rondeau from Lute Suite no. 3
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- I want to hear you slap your thighs together
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- What I want from life
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
- Sound Track from Film "Mabuta no Ura"
- Till I Hear It from You
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- Things people don't want to hear
- I want to hear about his day in person
- I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- No one wants you the way you are
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil
- I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Theme from Shaft
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Good from far, but far from good
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Argument from Design
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Escape From New York
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- letter from a Boeing 717
- away from me
- Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- COME FROM
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- unwinding from the day
- Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- notes from the dentist's chair
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- Blast From the Past
- Argument from Ignorance
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- From my cold dead hands
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Scenes from "Politian"
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- The Child who came from an Egg
- nice from a distance
- Visitors From Oz
- News from the Libertarian Party
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Things I've learned from Everything
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- Eyeball prolapse
- News from Lake Wobegon
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- far be it from me
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
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