Findings:
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Music need not be popular to be good
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- Where would America be without Canada?
- That Would Be Enough
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Chinese cave people
- eternity would be boring
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Just to see what it would be like
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I never thought it would be like this
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- The Man Who Would Be King
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- God must be living in the sea.
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- That would be me
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- A whimper would be fine
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- If you would be seated
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Young people: Living at home longer
- You mean the me that you would be
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Old people: A shocking revelation
- What the American people want politics to be
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- play dumb
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Mind without body
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Starving in the greenhouse
- That I Would Be Good
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- we can all just be around other people
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If you would be so kind
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- You must be living in a parallel universe
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- They knew what our pain would be.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- December 13, 1795
- Information wants to be free
- Don't Be Afraid
- The revolution will not be televised
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- To be or not to be
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Information cannot be owned
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- Must be a lesbian
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
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