Findings:
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- listen()
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Even better than the real thing
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- Give me a moment, please
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- For Better or For Worse
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Pleased to Meet Me
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Better him than me
- Somebody once asked me...
- please forgive me (user)
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Somebody Loves Me
- Know me better, and love me better
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- It's Me or the Dog
- me or the gun
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Someone please kill me
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Please Kill Me
- I was a homeless bum
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- It kills me to watch them go
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Drugs Or Me
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Please God, make me a stone.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- please let me in (user)
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Something Even Better
- Them Or Us
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- give me the truth or nothing
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- odd or even
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please help me!
- Please Please Me
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Please stop annoying me
- I must die or be better
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- A Better Version of Me
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- you shoot me honest volumes
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- let me speak please (user)
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- better off with him than here with me
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
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