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• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• So young and already God is fading
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Do you like me?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Enough with the high heels already
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• The terrorists have already won
• Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• she had already found her party
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Taxed Enough Already
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• indifference already
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• you already have what it takes
• and we're already on our way
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• I do not like the radio man.
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• You Do Something To Me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Do I really need Linux?
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Do you know me?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• How do you write like that?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• The Devil made me do it
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• What Do I Do With Me
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I do not like doctors

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