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• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• There were times better than this
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• A modem is better than nothing
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• There is more of me than you imagine
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• There exist some
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• isn't there more than one book
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• there are some just can't take life easy
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• Are some species more important than others?
• Some words are harder than others
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• There is some goodness left in the World
• Tickling is better than sex
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Home surgery
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Some things that fly there be
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There is some place I need to be
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Some things are more important than sleep
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• there are people talking, some of it is important
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Things that are better than sex
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• better than half my insides
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• leave it better than you found it
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Ideas are better than apples
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• You aren't better than human
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• all other times are better than 6 am
• There is no god but God
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Original better than the sequel
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• better than Radiohead
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Rebeca Martinez
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• What can be better than that?
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• Better Than Bouillon
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• There is no dream but this.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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