Findings:
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Look at me, I am moving on
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Mystery White Boy
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Angry White Boy Polka
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Society made me what I am
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I am nothing but my sins
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- White Boys
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Take Me As I Am
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Nobody for me but you
- Don't call me white
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Pity Me, My Love
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- I am but higher
- i know you are but what am i
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am but a moth before your flame
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- southern white boy (user)
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- That's white boys' music
- Standard Issue White Boy
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- why am i me, and you're you?
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
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